garbage elk. it is shaking. its back is covered in candles which flicker ominously.
I know, I know, I should be working on my comic. But Whimbrel showed me a fursona generator. Or at least, it calls itself a fursona generator. Everything that comes out of it feels like some kind of strange and powerful deity.
I’m going to call him Candleback, He is the Shadow of discarded dreams. Every time you give up on an ambition, he knows. He remembers. And he will remember your dreams long after you are gone.
His favorite color is fuchsia.
imagine a Facebook page like the “heterosexual awareness month” page but it’s “Homo sapiens awareness month” and they’re hating on mutants
"If you express an opinion, you’ll be telepathically called a bigot!"
“Would you let your child shower next to an X-Man?”
“Put morality back in schools! It’s not right to be genetically deviant!”
then it would sound even more ridiculous
RIGHT NOW YOU NEED TO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. So there’s this group on Facebook called “The Daily HAM”, HAM being Heterosexual Awareness Month. It’s basically one of those Anti-Homo sites, but it’s seriously aggravating.
Examples of their comments/statuses:
"They adopt children mainly for the…
don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!
If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.
NEVER EVER EVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER
She couldn’t find help for her family so she held it down!!! #QueenAppreciation #Queens #FatuKekula #Ebola #strength #love #health #news
She did this with trash bag, rubber boots, gloves, and a MASK.
And the goddamn CDC couldn’t save. One. Liberian. Man.
been seeing this trending on instagram too
Who said they wanted to save him?
"im not homophobic it’s a children’s series" translated is:
"im not homophobic i just think children, including queer ones themselves, should not be exposed to queer characters bc of those characters queerness, which implies i think there’s something wrong/bad about being queer”
im sorry what about that isnt homophobic/queerphobic as fuck???
THIS IS THE THING
I’M BEING BEAT. LET US BE BEATS TOGETHER.
AFTER DOING THE REMAINDER OF MY ASKS ((since I’ve been at them a lot now)) I NEED A RECOMMENDATION OR A HALLOWEEN COSTUME
MAYBE VOTE FOR THESE OR SUGGEST SOMETHING AND A LIST WILL BE MADE OF THOSE. AFTER SUGGESTIONS ARE DONE I WILL HAVE A VOTE ON THE LIST
STUFF I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
- OMG HELP ME THINK OF MORE
ENDS MONDAY AT MIDNIGHT (Tuesday 12am)
foods that will poison cats:
- dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
- fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
- grapes and raisins
- onions and garlic
- tuna (when not made for cats)
- xylitol (artificial sweetener)
if you have a cat please reblog this
Even if you don’t have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.
here’s a patronizing tip, from me to you: when you think someone’s wrong about video games, tell them they’re wrong about video games and explain why. you can get angry, that is allowed, because i understand video games are very important to you.
don’t literally threaten to kill people, seriously and not-jokingly, because you are mad about video games, you fucking nerds, you fucking idiots, why would you align yourself with people who do that
Oh wow someone’s a sadist. WHY MUST I DO THIS FOR SMALL FURRY CRITTERS!?
★ - sad headcanon
They actually met because Blingo found Yoyo on the side of the road, homeless and crying. For what, Blingo had no idea. Any attempts to ask made Yoyo even more upset. Nowadays, Yoyo’s fine. Living in a crappy apartment, but fine.